TRUE TRUMP SUPPORTERS: IT’S TIME TO BAIL!
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TRUE TRUMP SUPPORTERS: IT’S TIME TO BAIL!
There’s never been a better time
TO BAIL
The American way of life is under attack when a law abiding citizen can’t bend a few rules here and there, especially when that citizen is your favorite president. The corrupt left is taking advantage of every misstep they can in their witch hunt to disqualify Donald J. Trump from rightfully reclaiming his throne. Join us by donating to the BAIL™ fund, and we will pray in your honor that President Trump will someday again walk the streets as a free man. BAIL™ can be yours today for one small donation of $19.99 or greater. BAIL: Belief (that he) Ain’t In Lockup. Act now to receive our limited edition “Buy 4 Get 1 Free” promotion where we’re offering 5 prayers for $99.99!
Things have never been more dire.
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